i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
