is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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