Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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