I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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