Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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