remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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