you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize