Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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