Having a random hookup so left but love u
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
