He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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