somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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