you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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