He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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