Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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