I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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