Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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