I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's never too late to be topless.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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