What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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