So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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