are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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