so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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