Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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