i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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