Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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