my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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