Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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