if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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