did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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