whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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