Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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