Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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