I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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