I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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