Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
so much tequila, so little girl.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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