there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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