I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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