mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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