In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
