is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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