I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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