Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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