he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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