What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You need Xanax blowdarts
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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