that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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