He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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