I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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