love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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