Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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