She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
