this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
