I can tuck mytits in my pants
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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