You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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