Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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