Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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