There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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