That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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