Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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