Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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